My Ideal Match

A woman of any race, class or denomination. Doesn't matter how smart you are, I just don't want to date a woman larger or taller than me. I'm not looking for marriage or kids, but I'm also not looking for a quick fix.


 
A LITTLE ABOUT ME:

I have been on this Earth for many years. Some of them great, some of them horrible. My father was a bell-maker in Peking, but I was placed in an orphanage at the age of 12 when he died during the Manchu Conquest of the Ming Dynasty. It was there that the orphanage director "turned" me.

Until the Great Revelation, I have lived in the shadows of many generations and changed my name countless times. I now reside in Singapore.

I'm a nighttime driver in the city, so I've seen many people come and go. It helps me realize that there are many other people left in the world. I'm tired of the same vampire women who seem bitter and distant the closer you get to them.

On my off-nights, I deal poker at the Big Casino on the water. I speak four different languages: Cantonese, Mandarin, Malay and English.

I'm not a big smoker or drinker and I've never done one narcotic in 376 years. Unless you count feedings.

INTERESTS:

I'm a devout Buddhist, so anything that has come out of Confucius' theories or thinking is something that I'm interested in. I enjoy calligraphy and painting. I love cooking but I only really know a handful of dishes. My biggest hobby is car stereos electronics and speakers buying, installing and playing at high volume.

TURN ONS:

Bass. Nightclub dancing. Unpredictable human American women. A woman who knows how to fish. Beautiful penmanship.

TURN OFFS:

Overweight people. Pollution. Tourism. Sloppy eaters. And women who are overly affectionate to their pets.