My Ideal Match

A male vampire who knows it's me the moment he sees me. No other attribute required.


 
A LITTLE ABOUT ME:

If you go by my picture, you'd think I'm all about the leather and S&M and domination stuff. And, well, I am. But that's just a fraction of who I really am. There's something deeper inside me than just my sins of the flesh. I've been searching my entire life for my soul mate and now that vampires are actually real and available, I know that my dreams are not fiction and that my heart doesn't have to burn without fulfillment.

I'm a bank manager by day. I don't think I have to go into how utterly boring my job is. I can support myself and afford the things I enjoy. Otherwise, my "occupation" couldn't be further from what I would love to be doing all day long.

That leads me to you, whoever you are, wherever you are, however old, experienced and wise you are. I need to find you, and you need to find me: a luscious female human who is ready to do and become anything you want. I wish to find and meet that right immortal man who can shake my soul free.

I'm bossy but honest. I'm sarcastic but fun. I'm buxom but flexible ;)

I know that you exist because the newspapers and news channels tell me so. But I need to know that you're not just the mischief that they talk about. I need YOU to know that I'm ready for something different. I'm ready for another world with you and by you.

INTERESTS:

MUSIC!: Sisters of Mercy. Throbbing Gristle. Ministry. Peace Love and Pit bulls. H. Bogart movies. The dark.

TURN ONS:

Thick leather. Candles. Harp players. Ravens (they're brilliant birds). Silence between two people, but with eyes talking a mile a minute.

TURN OFFS:

Cost reports. Spreadsheets. Budgets. Small talk.