A female vampire who will be patient as I look deeper to find out if she and this mixed relationship is truly what I've waited for my entire life.
John Doe isn't my real name, if you didn't already know. I'm a famous actor but I'm not going to say who (I hope you'll be sensitive to my privacy and security). I'll just assume you'll know who I am.
My entire life I wondered what it would be like to date a vampire. To be with a vampire romantically. To touch a vampire's skin and kiss a vampire. Since you people "came out" in that Great Revelation thing, I've obviously been anxious to meet one of you.
This isn't some little fling I'm after, so don't think I'm a Hollywood hotshot, trying to take advantage of my success and fame. I'm sincerely looking to fulfill a lifelong desire that I always assumed was a fantasy.
I don't want to reveal too much about me, but if you reply to my profile with a couple pictures and information, and I deem you to be a great match for me, I'll respond and have my publicist set up an evening together. I'm sorry it has to be on my terms but you understand.
The Misner Technique. Exiting stage right... lol. Massively Multi-player Online Role Playing Games. Barbecues. Wedding reception parties. Great late-night dive bars. Baseball and golf. Martinis.
Right this instance?: vampires.
Critics. R ratings. Bad movies. Pretentious movies (unless I'm in them). The girl-next-door.