A LITTLE ABOUT ME:

Hey all you hottie immortal vampire chicks. I'm a happy-go-lucky dude who's just not into the whole surfer Betty scene right now. I'm looking to gets me a little taste-aroo of what everyone's talking about. And since I don't really know where all yo' vampire late-night bars are, I'm gonna have to settle for the world-wide-webbage.

I'm a totally laid back, SoCal boy who's in the water more than he's on land. I totally dig the sunshine, but I'm totally chill with meetin' you fang-ladies at night.

I've always been a surfer, except for those nine months I did in my mom's stomach. Maybe one night we can set up some cars for some night swells and you can come along for a free lesson in the ole mare. Schweet!

So, hit me up chicas! I'm anxious to see what fangbangin' is all about and totally ready to bite off more than I can chew! I've lived it up all day in the sun. Now, I'm ready to kick it when rays hibernate! That's where you come in.

INTERESTS:

6-foot swells that last all day. Sandy sandwiches! Dominoes. Hip-hop and anything that jams. Go-carts. Pinball. And late night keggers!

TURN ONS:

Suntans, but pale's cool too, it's all the same when the lights go out! Kidding!

TURN OFFS:

Internet. Long phone calls. Barnacles who don't belong on my waves. Taxes.